![]() 09/24/2015 at 10:04 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Last night, at around 11pm, Dogapult and I were at a Ford/Dodge dealership making fun of the inventory. We found that they had left the Ram ProMaster unlocked. Ask us anything.
It has 17 miles on it. The Tohru Bonneville is visible through the windshield.
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How many Raphael Orloves can fit in the back?
Asking for a friend.
![]() 09/24/2015 at 10:12 |
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Are we talking liquified Orloves, dismembered Orloves, bagged Orloves, cramped Orloves, or living, comfortable Orloves? I think those are all different numbers.
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Side by side or stacked?
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Just stuffed in there, as packed as possible.
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We should take into account all possible Orloves.
![]() 09/24/2015 at 10:22 |
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So you just wandered onto the lot at 11pm and weren’t kicked off by security/arrested for trespassing? Awful trustworthy place you live at.
![]() 09/24/2015 at 10:26 |
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If you tint the windows, will they throw in the “ProMastur” badges for free?
![]() 09/24/2015 at 11:35 |
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He’s probably white so they figured he was just shopping
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I was going to suggest white privilege Although truth be told I too am white, so the same could apply for me as well
![]() 09/24/2015 at 15:05 |
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Why the hell did they have to make the standard roof model so tall? 7.5 feet is too big to fit in a standard car wash. We’d buy 2 of them this minute if they were 7’.
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Because it’s weird and European. This one even had a roof rack to make it taller.
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No, but if you buy the dealer-installed waterproof mattress they’ll throw in “Ram PornMaster” badges.
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They don’t have night security, just cameras.
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Racism on Oppo? Really, dude?
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I would say 12 to 15, if they were intact. 20, if in garbage bags.
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It’s not racism if it’s true dude
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I don’t think I’d call that racism, moreso just pointing out the unfortunate fact that such racism still exists.